Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

So i love this idea! And decided to give it a go....

I always put my children to bed with clean pj’s on, teeth brushed, stories read, milk given. I do NOT sometimes leave them in the shirts they wore during the day which are covered in food and/or spit up because they’re soooo tired at bed time I can’t bother with taking them off. Or forget to brush Lyric’s teeth. Nope, not me!

I do NOT have to discipline my daughter 4-5 times AFTER I put her in bed every night…why you might ask? Because she does NOT think it’s a game to get out of bed, walk to the top of the stairs, smile and then get spanked, kissed and sent back to bed over and over again. Nope Not me!

I did NOT realize my mom’s birthday was on Tuesday (may 5th) on Friday (May 1st). This was NOT a problem because I did NOT have to start and finish her presents in 1 day. I was NOT making 2 gifts (one from us and one from our kids) for her which did NOT take me til 2am on Saturday to finish. I was planning on taking them to the post office after the birthday party I took Lyric to where she did NOT pee through her diaper. Her pants were NOT soaking wet and had to be removed and thus I most definitely was NOT able to go the post office which of course did NOT render my lost 2 hours of sleep pointless(since her gift will not be mailed in time). Nope, Not me!

The rest of my month looks totally peaceful. I am NOT in the middle of selling all of my household things and packing up our personal effects…getting ready to move our family to Chile. My Father-In-law is Not Visiting Thursday-Sunday from England. I do NOT need to get my house (boxes, ever growing garage-sale-pile and above mentioned messy house) in order for his arrival. I do NOT then have 1 week to sort through the rest of my house for our get-rid-of-everything Garage Sale. My husband is NOT then going to be out of town the following week. Which of course does NOT just leave us 1 week to pack everything else, say good byes to all our friends, clean the carpets, etc… After which we will NOT be driving for 12 hours to Oklahoma (where my family lives and where we’re spending the summer) with our car packed full of everything we’re keeping, us and our 2 children 2 and under. And I am NOT going to be oh so very relieved when we get there. Nope, NOT me