NOT me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT find some of Lyric’s Easter chocolate in the car when I was cleaning it out on Thursday. I did NOT then proceed to eat said chocolate while hiding on the side of my house by the trash can so that she wouldn’t see me eating it and want any. I did not eat all 4 pieces by myself. Nope, Not me.

I did NOT nearly loose my cool with Lyric several times during the week as she NOT seem to have an amazing propensity for spilling all things spillable. Running tally of thing she did NOT spill : Box of Life Cereal on kitchen floor, a large cup of water all down her, her snack all over the floor every time she ate one, my cup of water on the ground outside on Saturday, and her raisins during snack time yesterday. I did NOT in the back of my mind realize I could NOT scold her to harshly because she gets some of the clumsiness from me. Nope NOT me

I did not, while cleaning out my house, getting ready for my garage sale on Saturday throw away 5-6 empty wine bottles that I’ve kept over the past. And I did NOT wonder as I dropped them into the trash why I hadn’t thrown them away when we finished with them. Nope, Not me!

I did NOT eagerly await all week for the BONES season finale. I Was NOT severely disappointed with it’s boring content. I did not then feel very petty for getting excited and disappointed over a mere tv program. Nope, NOT me!

I did NOT put off doing laundry until the very last minute when all of us absolutely needed it. This did NOT result in me getting Lyric ready for bed last night and realizing she had no clean pjs. I did NOT turn some of her pants inside out so they would look clean to sleep in. Nope, NOT me!

Every Sunday is a day of rest in our home. Which means I did NOT clean my main and lower levels of my house yesterday because I simply could NOT relax they were so very messy. My floors did NOT desperately need vaccumed because of Lyric’s above penchant for spilling… Nope, NOT me!